Baffled and Bemused
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“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.” —Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley (via snappily)
And the next time someone starts claiming that teenage girls have ruined the horror genre with romance or whatever you can be like, hey dicksmack, teenage girls and romance built your genre so sit the fuck down. (via sharpestrose)
Mary Shelley fucking invented your favourite genre motherfuckers. You owe her Kirk and Vader and every goddamned thing Joss has ever done that’s made you cream your pants. Created when she was a teenager cause, hey, that’s how she rolled. She took love and showed it as the powerful, terrifying, all-encompassing, ruthless, wrathful thing it is. (via piinboots)
And I would like to add:
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It’s that time again.
I’m finishing off a bottle of cheap wine and eating generic Dollar Store Pop Tarts. Let’s have a round of Drunken Drabbles.
Send me an image, a song, or a few random words and I’ll write something based on it.
Go.
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Bon appétit!
Pork Belly and stomach are two different things. It’s basically bacon that hasn’t been smoked or cured. Stomach is typically stuffed and roasted or made into soup.
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the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
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I wish I grew up in the 50’s.
- Classy women.
- Guys being gentlemen.
- cute ass relationships.
- Racism
- Sexism
- Homophobia
- Illness
- Segregation
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK
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Holy shit…5 minutes into the Amy’s Baking Co. episode of Kitchen Nightmares. These people are fucking insane!
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McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
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Do you know like we were saying, about the earth revolving? It’s like when you’re a kid, the first time they tell you that the world is turning and you just can’t quite believe it ‘cause everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it…the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We’re falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go…that’s who I am.
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HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.
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